"Vice President Dick
Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million
refund when your salary is $205,000 a year? How does that work? Apparently,
he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses." --Jay Leno
"While President Bush
was doing his taxes, under dependents he listed Scooter Libby,
Tom DeLay and Jack
Abramoff. Then he caught himself, 'Dependents? Oh, I thought it said
defendants.'" --Jay Leno
"The White House
annual Easter egg hunt is this weekend. The kids, this year, have some extra
help because President Bush came out on the lawn and leaked the location of the
eggs." --David Letterman
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