President Bush delivered a Passover greeting to the Jewish people (on the other hand...)

"President Bush delivered a Passover greeting to the Jewish people. Bush explained that Passover celebrates that great day when Jews were led out of Egypt by the Easter Bunny." --Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday was the beginning of Passover, or as President Bush calls it, 'The Jewish Easter.' You all know the story: Moses crossed the border with thousands of people. He wandered the desert for 40 years. No, I'm sorry that's the Republicans' plan for illegal immigrants." --Jay Leno

"Vice President Cheney is still getting a lot of flack for throwing that first pitch into the dirt [at the Washington Nationals home opener] -- whereas when President Bush threw out the first pitch in Cincinnati last week, it was a perfect strike. Then on the other hand, Cheney can read." --Jay Leno