"Good news from the
White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He
passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman
"Senator Hillary
Clinton said she is in favor of building a wall between Mexico and the United
States. After hearing this, former President Bill Clinton said, 'She means a
metaphorical wall of silence and resentment. Trust me.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Former Secretary of
State Madeleine Albright called North Korea's leader Kim Jung Il a pervert. In
response, Kim Jung Il said 'I dare her to put on a leather mask and say that to
my ass.'" --Conan O'Brien
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