"The big immigration
bill is dead for now. Some are saying the Republicans didn't really want this
bill because it's really more useful for them to have a wedge issue of illegal
aliens, the same way they had gay marriage in 2004. That poor Ricky Martin. He
just can't catch a break." --Bill Maher
"Under this Senate
compromise, the 11 million illegals would be put into three different groups:
mild, medium and caliente." --Bill Maher
"A Homeland Security
official named Brian Doyle was arrested for soliciting sex from a teenager, who
was of course a cop on the Internet. And some of their chats went on for hours,
because you know Homeland Security, they take forever to come. I don't mind
that this guy is a pervert, but if you are one of our fist-line of defense
Homeland Security people, and you can't figure out that it's a setup when a
teenager on the Internet says 'I'm 13, and I think old guys who work for the
government are hot,' yes, then you are literally sitting around with your d*ck
in your hands." --Bill Maher
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