Is it possible that 18 million Americans don't know what the word favorable means? (When Roosevelt did it, no one said a word)

Donald Trump sued Univision today for $500 million, which everyone's making a big deal about, but what future president hasn't sued a TV network for pulling his beauty pageant off the air? When Roosevelt did it, no one said a word. –Jimmy Kimmel

I'm trying to figure out what to make for the Fourth of July. Hamburgers and hot dogs get a lot of attention, but the Fourth is really the blueberry's day to shine. When you need a blue food to round out your red, white, and blue items, there's nowhere else to turn but the blueberry. Every year, the blueberry has it right where it wants us. I say good for the blueberry. It deserves it.—Jimmy Kimmel

"It's Day 71 of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. They just did a poll that says only 6 percent of Americans have a favorable view of BP, to which I say, 6 percent of Americans have a favorable view of BP? That's 18 million people. Is it possible that 18 million Americans don't know what the word favorable means?" –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

I say good for the blueberry. It deserves it. (I just don't think we've found 'The One')

The state of Oregon today became the fourth state to legalize recreational marijuana. In Oregon you can have up to eight ounces of pot in your home. Let's be honest. Most guys in Portland have that much pot in their beards. –Jimmy Kimmel

John Edwards and Rudy Giuliani both today announced they're pulling out of the race for president so they can spend more time with each other. That's really nice. Democrat, Republican, it doesn't matter. It matters that these are two men who are very much in love and they're not ashamed of it." --Jimmy Kimmel

I'm trying to figure out what to make for the Fourth of July. Hamburgers and hot dogs get a lot of attention, but the Fourth is really the blueberry's day to shine. When you need a blue food to round out your red, white, and blue items, there's nowhere else to turn but the blueberry. Every year, the blueberry has it right where it wants us. I say good for the blueberry. It deserves it.—Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Alfred, get me my Twitter belt! (Said his cat, "Oh, he died?")

According to new research, blueberries could be as effective as medication at lowering blood pressure, so now Pfizer has raised the price 1,200%. --Seth Meyers

The late fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld had reportedly left a portion of his estimated $125 million fortune to his cat. Said his cat, "Oh, he died?" --Seth Meyers

Last night's Oscar ceremony did not mention Trump by name once. The closest anyone came was Spike Lee mentioning the 2020 election in his acceptance speech. Spike Lee, “The 2020 presidential election is around the corner! Let's all mobilize. Let's all be in the right side of history. Let’s make the moral choice between love versus hate.” I love that he didn't mention Trump by name, but Trump heard hate and assumed it was about him. When Trump hears the word "hate," it's like his bat signal. Meyers as Trump, “Someone said the word "hate"! Alfred, get me my Twitter belt!” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”