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Showing posts with label Washington Wizards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Washington Wizards. Show all posts

Friday, August 27, 2021

The service took forever, I was there for 25 years (Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!)


April 2013

"Today Jason Collins, center for the Washington Wizards, announced he is gay. He said, 'I don't know what's been tougher on my family, announcing I'm gay or announcing that I play for the Washington Wizards.'" –Conan O'Brien

"There's a trend now of prison inmates reviewing their prison on Yelp. The downside is that people are now committing crimes just to get the amazing fish tacos at Rikers Island." –Conan O’Brien


"Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow. She's the most beautiful woman alive, according to People magazine. I thought to myself, 'Wow. Thank god, finally some hope for good-looking, thin blondes.' Gwyneth, by the way, still has to be confirmed by Congress." –David Letterman


"They are now reviewing prisons on Yelp. Although you do get your standard restaurant gripes, like 'service took forever, was there for 25 years." –Stephen Colbert


"We all know that if you look up Congress in the dictionary it says, Do-nothing f**ktards who couldn’t solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first." –Jon Stewart


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”




 

Friday, May 28, 2021

He was being sent a message by one of Orville Redenbacher’s goons (it’s economical and you’re recycling)


May 2021

“At last night’s N.B.A. playoff game between the Wizards and the 76ers, a Philly fan literally added insult to injury by dumping popcorn on D.C.’s Russell Westbrook as he was leaving with a twisted ankle. That is shocking, and that guy’s an idiot — a tub of arena popcorn is like 19 bucks! That’s why real Phillies fans throw used batteries — it’s economical and you’re recycling.” —Stephen Colbert


“It felt like a mafia movie and Westbrook was being sent a message by one of Orville Redenbacher’s goons.” —Jimmy Kimmel


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Monday, February 17, 2020

NBA 2K: Indiana Pacers vs Washington Wizards


Bernie Sanders scores 66 points and hits a 3-pointer at the buzzer to win!

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 
about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 
The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 
student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 
philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 
to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 
their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 
these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Sunday, December 1, 2019

NBA 2K: Indiana Pacers vs Washington Wizards (5 Overtimes)



I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 
about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 
The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 
student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 
philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 
to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their
created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 
these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Washington Wizards

Harry Potter, Harry Potter, played by Daniel Radcliffe
Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, played by Richard Harris
Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter, played by Robbie Coltrane
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, played by Rupert Grint
Martin Luther King, civil rights leader
LeBron James 
Michael Jordan
Elvin Hayes
Wes Unseld
Nelson Mandela, South African leader
Edward Snowden, whistleblower
Fox Muldar, X Files, played by David Duchovny

Monday, July 1, 2019

NBA 2K: Indiana Pacers vs Washington Wizards




I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about 
using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The 
age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student 
to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.


Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, 
religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of 
their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created  
characters.


On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.


The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools 
for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.


Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. 
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Washington Wizards


LeBron James 
Michael Jordan
Elvin Hayes
Wes Unseld
Nelson Mandela, South African leader
Edward Snowden, whistleblower
Fox Muldar, X Files, played by David Duchovny
Martin Luther King, civil rights leader
Bill Russell
Miles Davis, musician
Jason Bourne, The Bourne Identity, played by Matt Damon
Jaqen H’ghar, Game of Thrones, played by Tom Wlaschiha

Friday, May 3, 2013

The first openly gay wizard is still Dumbledore



"Washington Wizards center Jason Collins just came out of the closet, making him the first pro athlete in a major sport to be openly gay – while the first openly gay wizard is still Dumbledore." –Jimmy Fallon



"Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents if you count Hillary in 2016." –Jay Leno




"Dick Cheney was there, and the New York Times said he looked physically revitalized. So if you find any dead animals on your porch who have been completely drained of blood, you know why that happened." –Bill Maher