He’s just jealous because De Niro’s Casino was successful (Peace? No...We can't afford it!)

Liz Cheney’s new book, Oath and Honor is out, and she claims that the Republican congressman Mark Green referred to Trump on 6 January as “Orange Jesus”. The only way that Trump is like Jesus is that they both got other people to write their books for them. —Seth Meyers

Cheney also wrote that after losing the 2020 election, Trump was so depressed that he stopped eating. Unless you count the thousands and thousands of classified documents. —Seth Meyers

And the University of Minnesota announced that it would launch its own cannabis research center, or, as they’re more commonly known, dorms. —Seth Meyers

Meanwhile, Donald Trump attacked Robert De Niro for criticizing him in a recent awards speech, saying “very much like Crooked Joe Biden, he can’t put two sentences together”. As opposed to Trump, who’s about to put four sentences together. He’s just jealous because De Niro’s Casino was successful. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

A homeless guy asked him for a dollar, but all he had was Swiss Francs (spin the latest unemployment numbers)

July 2012

"Researchers at the University of Minnesota now say that because of the recession, women are jumping into bed with guys faster. They say women are having sex with men after just one drink, all because of the recession. Finally, we are beginning to see the benefits of the Obama economic plan. " –Jay Leno

"The record-breaking heat wave hitting the rest of the country is now hitting Los Angeles. I was sweating like President Obama trying to spin the latest unemployment numbers." –Jay Leno

"An awkward moment for Mitt Romney today in Colorado. A homeless guy asked him for a dollar, but all he had was Swiss Francs." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You think that's true? Explain Congress! (timetables)

"Here's an interesting story: President Bush got in a very testy exchange with the president of South Korea over North Korea. The South Korean President wants the U.S. government to officially end the Korean War, which was 55 years ago. We never officially ended that war. But you know President Bush, he doesn't like setting timetables." --Jay Leno

"According to University of Minnesota, buildings and ruins with high dome ceilings help people think better and help them think smarter. They say the bigger the dome ceiling, the smarter people in it think. You think that's true? Explain Congress!" --Jay Leno

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans