Liz Cheney’s new book, Oath and Honor is out, and she claims that the Republican congressman Mark Green referred to Trump on 6 January as “Orange Jesus”. The only way that Trump is like Jesus is that they both got other people to write their books for them. —Seth Meyers
Cheney also wrote that after losing the 2020 election, Trump was so depressed that he stopped eating. Unless you count the thousands and thousands of classified documents. —Seth Meyers
And the University of Minnesota announced that it would launch its own cannabis research center, or, as they’re more commonly known, dorms. —Seth Meyers
Meanwhile, Donald Trump attacked Robert De Niro for criticizing him in a recent awards speech, saying “very much like Crooked Joe Biden, he can’t put two sentences together”. As opposed to Trump, who’s about to put four sentences together. He’s just jealous because De Niro’s Casino was successful. —Seth Meyers
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