put that back in my bedroom where it belongs (the two most famous victims of Super Cuts)

President Trump is in Vietnam right now meeting with Kim Jong Un. There they are, the two most famous victims of Super Cuts. --Jimmy Kimmel

When Trump arrived at the summit in Vietnam he was greeted with a giant portrait of himself. Trump said, “Hey, put that back in my bedroom where it belongs.” --Conan O’Brien

Michael Cohen told Congress that President Trump is a racist, a conman and a cheat. Which would have been big news if it wasn't also the slogan for Trump's 2020 campaign. “Racist, Conman, Cheat.” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It's like looking into a Smurf's anus

"Romney and Ryan kind of look like a father and son in an ad for Super Cuts." –Jimmy Kimmel



"Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school — kind of like Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno 

"His eyes are just so blue. It's like looking into a Smurf's anus." –Jon Stewart on Paul Ryan

John Hulse painting