The greed of the 1% (It was so strong the country split open and candy spilled out)

So, police say a woman posed as a New York City high school student when she was actually 28 years old. Authorities almost missed it as most New York City high school students are 28 years old. But evidently teachers became suspicious when they didn't find her sexually attractive. —Greg Gutfeld

A powerful 5.7 magnitude earthquake struck Mexico. It was so strong the country split open and candy spilled out. —Greg Gutfeld

Actor Mark Hamill appeared in a Star Wars themed promo for Obama's presidential library. Makes sense. Neither Luke nor Barack knew their fathers. —Greg Gutfeld

Scientists have uncovered a 2,000-year-old computer. It was found with the skeleton of a man slapping it closed when a skeleton of his wife walked in. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”