One of the Worst Disasters to Hit the U.S. (I won’t even look at it!)

Trump keeps demanding money for his border wall even though there are limited funds. Trump is like that couple on “House Hunters” who wants a five-bedroom mansion on a $70,000 budget. [imitates Trump] “And it has to have marble countertops! That is a must! I won’t even look at it!” --Jimmy Fallon

This is cool. The History Channel’s show “Pawn Stars” is celebrating its 500th episode. To celebrate, the network gave the producers gold watches, which they immediately knew were fake. --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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JOKES: 36 people, Sir. (Hey, 36% isn't so bad)

Everybody’s talking about this giant storm. It’s the huge blizzard that hit the East Coast, and I read that 120 million people were affected by today’s snowstorm. Yeah, 120 million people worked from home — on their March Madness brackets. –Jimmy Fallon

Last night was the big finale of “The Bachelor.” Nick wound up getting engaged to Vanessa, a teacher from Canada. Nick didn’t plan on marrying Vanessa, but after seeing the GOP healthcare plan, moving to Canada was the logical decision. –Jimmy Fallon

The ring Nick gave Vanessa when he proposed cost $100,000. Which explains the next show Vanessa will be appearing on, “Pawn Stars.” –Jimmy Fallon

But despite the engagement, it’s hard to say what Nick’s future holds, if you think about it. I mean, he’s a reality star who has married an immigrant he barely knows and — oh, my God, he’s going to be president of the United States. –Jimmy Fallon

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