One of the Worst Disasters to Hit the U.S. (I won’t even look at it!)

Trump keeps demanding money for his border wall even though there are limited funds. Trump is like that couple on “House Hunters” who wants a five-bedroom mansion on a $70,000 budget. [imitates Trump] “And it has to have marble countertops! That is a must! I won’t even look at it!” --Jimmy Fallon

This is cool. The History Channel’s show “Pawn Stars” is celebrating its 500th episode. To celebrate, the network gave the producers gold watches, which they immediately knew were fake. --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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Hillary Clinton said it was her favorite episode of "House Hunters."

Today Donald Trump called for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States. I'm starting to think Donald Trump is sick of running for president. He's trying to say crazy things to get himself thrown out. But the crazier the things he says, the more people seem to like him. It's like the movie "The Producers." This campaign is his “Springtime for Hitler.” –Jimmy Kimmel

President Obama gave a rare national address last night from the Oval Office. Then today, Hillary Clinton said it was her favorite episode of "House Hunters." –Seth Meyers