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Showing posts with label Medina Spirit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Medina Spirit. Show all posts

Sunday, February 27, 2022

Did someone lose the public trust after decades of selling lies for the ruling class? (just for show)


February 2022

Donald Trump praised Vladimir Putin moving troops into Ukraine saying, ‘This is genius.’ Though, ‘this is genius’ is also how he sarcastically introduces Eric. —Colin Jost

It was reported that Buckingham Palace staff have been mocking Prince Andrew with a nursery rhyme. Said Prince Andrew, ‘Oh, nursery.’ —Colin Jost

Officials have posthumously stripped Medina Spirit of his 2021 Kentucky Derby victory for failing a post race drug test. And I just want to say to Medina Spirit, I hope it’s hot in horse hell, you cheating bastard! —Colin Jost

Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson seen here getting tired of Y’all’s Foolishness, was nominated by President Biden to become the first black woman on the Supreme Court. —Michael Che

Biden chose Jackson after interviewing three finalists this week. Weird, ‘I thought interviewing black candidates was just for show,’ said the NFL. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

or as it’s called on the street, ‘the devil’s oats' (this sounds more like a you problem)


May 2021

“Medina Spirit tested positive for elevated levels of Betamethasone, or as it’s called on the street, ‘the devil’s oats,’ ‘happy apples,’ ‘horse horse.’” —Stephen Colbert


“When he heard that, the horse is like, ‘Hey, you said that needle was the third Pfizer vaccine.” —Jimmy Fallon


“Race organizers became suspicious when the horse kept telling people about his screenplay, and then going, ‘God, don’t you just want to dance?’” —James Corden


“And the horse claimed it was just holding it for a friend.” —Stephen Colbert


“Right now the horse is thinking, ‘As long as I’m being put out to stud, this sounds more like a you problem.’” —Jimmy Fallon


“As if things weren’t bad enough for Medina Spirit, a photo just surfaced of him partying with Jeffrey Epstein.” —Jimmy Fallon 


“Yeah, his racing days may be over, but on the bright side, he just joined the Russian gymnastics team.” —Jimmy Fallon


“This is the most high-profile animal drug scandal since the winner of last year’s Westminster dog show, Heisenberg.” —Stephen Colbert


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

It wants to do what horses want to do: D.J. (Does he think the horse tested positive for Antifa?)


May 2021

“This year’s Kentucky Derby-winning horse, Medina Spirit, tested positive for steroids over the weekend. Donald Trump took to his blog to weigh in with a statement in which he referred to the horse as a ‘junkie.’ What is he talking about? Does he think the horse tested positive for Antifa?” —Jimmy Kimmel


“And honestly, if he’s going to start picking fights with horses, we should let him back on Twitter, because I want to see that.” —Jimmy Kimmel


“I just can’t stop laughing at the image of Trump at his desk writing about his thoughts about a horse by hand.” —Jimmy Fallon


“It is weird, though, to put this on the horse, right? I mean it’s not like the horse wants to take drugs or train all day or race around the track getting slapped on the ass — it’s a horse. It wants to do what horses want to do: D.J.” —Trevor Noah


“Yo, guys, I still can’t believe this guy was president. I mean this man is a legend. What other ex-president spends their time roasting horses?” —Trevor Noah


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”