you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated (so hung over)

"This week Pope Francis is celebrating his first anniversary as Pope, and he tweeted to his 3.7 million followers 'Please pray for me.' I was a little surprised that he hashtagged it, 'so hung over.'" –Seth Meyers

Due to this weekend's expected snowfall, experts are predicting a spike in usage of the dating app Tinder. But remember, in either case, you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yahoo announced it is now run by a family of raccoons (the invisibility of poverty)

January 2023

Senator Rick Scott seen here learning that Harry Potter has fallen into his trap, announced that he is running for re-election promising to finish the Border Wall and name it after Donald Trump. Even though most things named after Donald Trump, like Donald Trump, Jr., are complete failures. —Colin Jost

Google announced that it is cutting 12,000 jobs while Yahoo announced it is now run by a family of raccoons. —Colin Jost

Disneyworld is closing Splash Mountain to turn it into Tiana’s Bayou Adventure after complaints that its Song of the South theme was racist. Okay, but where is the outrage about Disney forcing a mentally challenged dwarf to mine blood diamonds. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”