They're trying so hard to get black people to stay in their homes, it looks like election day down there (Layers of Protection)

"People in Florida are pretty worried about the George Zimmerman acquittal. They're trying so hard to get black people to stay in their homes, it looks like election day down there." –Bill Maher

"Sarah Palin said she may run for the Senate. She said being a U.S. senator is a job she's always dreamed of resigning from." –Bill Maher

"Marvel Comics announced that the next Captain America will be black. He has the same powers as white Captain America except he has to show ID when he votes." –Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon (always dreamed of resigning from)

July 2013

"Sarah Palin said she may run for the Senate. She said being a U.S. senator is a job she's always dreamed of resigning from." –Bill Maher

"Down in Texas Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said looked around and he said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned abortions to back alleys where it belongs, my work here is done.' I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon." –Bill Maher

"If we're going to leave with one lesson from this whole assorted affair with George Zimmerman, it's to leave police work to the actual police. They're the ones who are trained in shooting unarmed black kids." –Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Whiter than Santa Claus on Megyn Kelly's front lawn

"Scientists are testing out a new drone that would replace lifeguards. Here's how it works: If you're drowning, the drone would fly out and drop a bomb on you." –Conan O'Brien

"More snow storms all across the country. Man, New England is whiter than Santa Claus on Megyn Kelly's front lawn." –Jay Leno



"George Zimmerman is auctioning an original painting for $100,000. $100,000? Man, this guy is getting away with murder." –Stephen Colbert

U.S. senator is job she's always dreamed of resigning from

"And then the other day in the summation, the defense lawyer said George Zimmerman had nothing put 'pure unadulterated innocence.' That's right, he played the 'my client is a moron card.' I know we can't talk about race in this trial, but now we have to have code words for idiot? If his pants are full of shit, you must acquit.'" –Bill Maher



"If we're going to leave with one lesson from this whole assorted affair it's to leave police work to the actual police. They're the ones who are trained in shooting unarmed black kids." –Bill Maher



"Sarah Palin said she may run for the Senate. She said being a U.S. senator is job she's always dreamed of resigning from." –Bill Maher



Those drug cartels don't seem so greedy anymore, do they?

"Now that marijuana is legal in the state of Colorado, in Denver they're talking about taxing it up to 35 percent. Suddenly those drug cartels don't seem so greedy anymore, do they?" –Jay Leno



"People in Florida are pretty worried about the Zimmerman acquittal. They're trying so hard to get black people to stay in their homes, it looks like election day down there." –Bill Maher



"Their defense is that George Zimmerman is weak and stupid. That's their whole defense, that's such a pussy that in a fight a gun was his only chance. They put an expert on the stand that said he was an out of shape doughy loser than was completely inept at self defense – just the kind of guy you want to have on your neighborhood watch." –Bill Maher