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Showing posts with label Fred Rogers. Show all posts

Friday, May 9, 2025

The opposite of what America does (Medical cares)


Donald Trump has a poor reputation in Canada, which he has antagonized by referring to it as the “51st state”. Congrats, Donald. You turned the most polite country on Earth into an enemy. This is like getting a handwritten letter from Mr Rogers that says: ‘Hey neighbor, I’m going to burn your f*cking house down.’ —Seth Meyers


But “the friendly attitude didn’t last long” as Trump kept insisting that Canada would join the US as the 51st state, because Canadians would enjoy a “free military” and “tremendous medical cares”. “Medical cares? Oh yeah, I’m sure Canadians are jonesing to give up their free universal healthcare with cheap prescription drugs in exchange for American – what did you call it again? Medical cares? A system where you pay a thousand bucks a month for the privilege of filling out credit card forms when you’re still in the back of the ambulance?” —Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, April 19, 2024

Thursday, April 4, 2024

"Ha, ha! Good one," said Iraq (Just drive)


A man in Australia reportedly returned to his car over the weekend to find a koala bear sitting in his back seat. Even weirder, when he got in, the bear said, "Just drive." --Seth Meyers


When asked today if the Russian election was free and fair, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, quote, "We're focused on our elections. We don't get to dictate how other countries operate." "Ha, ha! Good one," said Iraq. --Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”