2024 Presidential Election (MUS Poll August 23 - August 28)

     2,049            39.77%

     1,922            37.31%

 

     678            13.16%

502            9.74%

 

Justice is what love looks like in public (I feel like now Canada is just rubbing it in)

“President Trump has insisted that his name go on the stimulus checks. Now that the check has Trump’s name on it, the bank will probably decline it out of habit.” —Trevor Noah

“[As Michael Bloomberg] That’s right. We spent half a billion dollars to absolutely eat [expletive]. They said it couldn’t be done but we did it.” —Trevor Noah

“The unemployment system is built on technology that is one degree above Amish, unlike that in Canada where residents have received more money faster and in some cases, too much money. I feel like now Canada is just rubbing it in.” —Trevor Noah

“No one is blaming Trump for the coronavirus — people just don’t want him ignoring it like it will just go away. This is a global pandemic, not his son Eric.” — Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

I want to make sure Ukraine has enough tanks before I get my colonoscopy (Green for the greater good)

"My mother never breastfed me. She always had a headache."--Rodney Dangerfield

"I drink too much. I gave the doctor a urine sample and there was an olive in it."--Rodney Dangerfield

Why do dogs race to the door when you when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them. --Norm Macdonald

“There are seven modeling shows on television right now. There’s America’s Next Top Model which I like to call, Meal or No Meal.”—David Spade

“I want to make sure Ukraine has enough tanks before I get my colonoscopy.” –Kurt Metzger 1/26/2023

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”