"A Senate committee
on Thursday approved a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage,
apparently forgetting that our forefathers wore wigs and satin Capri
pants." --Tina Fey
"Kenyan Muslims
believe that a five-and-a-half pound tuna caught in the Indian Ocean off the
coast of Mombasa, carries a message from Allah written among its scales. In a
related story, this doctor [shows a picture of Bill Frist] doesn't think
doesn't think condoms stop AIDS. And that's this week's edition of 'Religion
Gone Nuts.'" --Tina Fey
"Many governors of
northeastern states are unwilling to volunteer their National Guard troops to
assist with President Bush's border plan. They want the Guard troops doing what
they do best: freaking people out at Amtrak stations." --Amy Poehler
"A Louisiana state
Senate committee unanimously approved a ban on cock fighting, in what appears
to be a first step in outlawing gay marriage." --Amy Poehler
