Martha Stewart carved her Thanksgiving turkey with a shiv (a Happy Endings meal)

Today is Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur, the day the Jewish people asked for forgiveness for Barry Manilow. --Conan O’Brien 9/24/2004

It was Thanksgiving yesterday. It actually was a historic day. For the first time ever yesterday Martha Stewart carved her Thanksgiving turkey with a shiv. --Conan O’Brien 11/26/2004

The Playboy website is going to feature a nude photo spread of McDonald's employees and get this, in a cross-promotion McDonald's is offering a Happy Endings meal. --Conan O’Brien 11/26/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Not for Iraq, but for the next Pistons-Pacers game (it's usually the one that's bent in half)

The Pentagon announced it would increase the number of US troops to a hundred and fifty thousand. Not for Iraq, but for the next Pistons-Pacers game. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

Big news out of Las Vegas. A Las Vegas casino has signed Barry Manilow to a 60 million dollar contract. So now when you go to Vegas you can either shoot crap or listen to it. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

Luciano Pavarotti's in the news. In a recent interview Luciano Pavarotti says he tours so much that sometimes I don't know which bed I'm waking up in. The hotel managers say it's usually the one that's bent in half. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

things settled down when Kendall Jenner stepped in and handed them a Pepsi (missile test)

Apparently Barry Manilow announced today that he is gay. Also scientific research found that the sky is blue. And sugar is sweet. Lots of interesting stuff happening today in the news. –Jimmy Fallon

Today, North Korea conducted a missile test, which escalated tensions in the region. But don’t worry — things settled down when Kendall Jenner stepped in and handed them a Pepsi. –Jimmy Fallon

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