The warden said it was an “open-and-can’t-quite-get-it-shut case.” (You May Be Cool)

 

There was a crazy story out of Venezuela. A 25-year-old woman was arrested after attempting to break her boyfriend out of prison by smuggling him in a suitcase. The warden said it was an “open-and-can’t-quite-get-it-shut case.” –James Corden

Isn’t the Super Bowl already patriotic enough? The game is between the Eagles and the Patriots. The only way it could be more American is if they forced the Redskins out of their stadium and played it there. --James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”