Today, former President George W. Bush gave the rebuttal (Hey capitalism, how's it going?)

"The Supreme Court has ruled that with a warrant, police no

longer have to knock before kicking your door in. Unless, of course,

you're the Vice President of the United States and we're talking

about shooting a man in the face. Then you can come back

tomorrow." –Jay Leno

"And President Obama said that the country needs to remember that it is cool to be smart. Today, former President George W. Bush gave the rebuttal." --Jay Leno

"The mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, has been charged with perjury after he got caught sending his chief of staff text messages about having sex. Yeah. He's also being investigated for having strippers at the mayor's mansion. And, of course, people are shocked. Detroit has a mayor's mansion?" --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”