your only option was to give it to Rumpelstiltskin (which is the same thing he said when he voted against it in 1864)

The Arizona supreme court has reinstated a law from 1864 banning doctors from performing abortions. Now, reinstating laws from 1864 isn’t the worst thing for me because I’m a white land owner and a proud Free Mason. But it’s probable’s not great to adopt healthcare rules from a time where the only two things were prayer and cocaine. Back then, if you didn’t want to keep your baby, your only option was to give it to Rumpelstiltskin. —Colin Jost

President Biden criticized the abortion law calling it cruel, which is the same thing he said when he voted against it in 1864. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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