which will finally let female rats focus on their careers (forks)

President Biden met with Japan’s Prime Minister where they discussed building a new Bullet Train system in America using advanced Japanese technology. In return, Japan requested the advanced American technology of forks. —Michael Che

New York City officials are considering controlling the city’s rapid growing rat population by using birth control pellets, which will finally let female rats focus on their careers. —Michael Che

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