But like they say, there’s still plenty of fish in the sea-metary (5 minutes later)

O.J. Simpson died this week at the age of 76 after a battle with prostate cancer that was planted on him by the LAPD. —Michael Che

72 year old Jerry Turner from The Golden Bachelor announced that he and his 70 year old wife are divorcing after three months of marriage. But like they say, there’s still plenty of fish in the sea-metary. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”