A Disneyland guest was arrested for stripping off his clothes and walking around nude on It’s a Small World. Which is the all-time worst answer to the question, so what are you in for? —Colin Jost
Doritos has created a new software called Doritos Silent, which removes the sound of eating from video calls. Not to be outdone, Taco Bell has created new software that removes the sound of screaming from bathrooms. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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