The problem with capitalism is... (slang for charisma)

First Lady Jill Biden unveiled a new ice rink near the White House setting the stage for next week’s headline, ‘President Shatters Pelvis On Ice Rink.’ —Colin Jost

Disney announced that they’ll be making two more sequels to Frozen, but by the time they come out, the only thing frozen will be Elsa’s eggs. —Colin Jost

Miriam-Webster announced that one of the site’s most looked up words of 2023 was rizz, which is slang for charisma. But if you have to look it up, well b*tch you ain’t got it. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”