It just means that they're bought by people who are frequently drunk (he's preparing to start smuggling McRibs into prison)

March 2023

“Well, guys, today, President Biden kicked off a three-week travel blitz to highlight his economic agenda called the Investing in America Tour. Yep. You know all the excitement for the Taylor Swift tour? This isn't that. Yeah, when they heard, Ticketmaster was like, ‘We got plenty of seats for this one.’”  —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, a new poll found that nearly half of Democrats don't want Biden to run again in 2024. Yeah. Half do and half don’t. So I'm guessing they just polled Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.” —Jimmy Fallon

“But Biden's on tour to promote his agenda, and at the same time, Trump's on tour campaigning. Yeah, they're both on the move, but their tours are actually very different. I'll show you what I mean. For instance, on Biden's tour, he's preparing to start his re-election campaign. On Trump's tour, he's preparing to start smuggling McRibs into prison.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Speaking -- Speaking of Trump, last night, for the first time in six months, he appeared on Fox News for an interview with Sean Hannity. Yeah, apparently, Trump was there to promote his next indictment.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some business news. Amazon has a new feature that will alert customers about products that are frequently returned. Just to be clear, frequently returned doesn't mean that they're bad products. It just means that they're bought by people who are frequently drunk.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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