Even if he is convicted, he can still run for president (Nut Gravy)

“Of course, after the news broke, Trump got on social media and started ranting. And in one post, instead of writing ‘indicted,’ he accidentally wrote ‘indicated.’ Then when asked how he'll plead, Trump wrote ‘Nut Gravy.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“But if Trump is convicted, he could be imprisoned for four years — or two years with good behavior. So...four years.” —Jimmy Fallon

“But here's some good news for Trump. Even if he is convicted, he can still run for president. And he can still hold rallies because a lot of his supporters are also in prison. ‘January 6th? January 6th? January 6th? Come over to my table.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”