Flight Risk? He can't get up a ramp (Because they strike)

March 2023

“Donald Trump will surrender next week in court in New York and they say he’ll probably go right home. They say he's not a Flight Risk. Flight Risk? He can't get up a ramp.” —Bill Maher

“Everyone is talking about Trump's indictment. The news is so huge that even CNN was like, ‘We're back, baby!’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Of course, some people are worried that Trump's arrest will create division in the country. Right. 'Cause we were just having one big old pizza party before this.” —Jimmy Fallon

“I read that Trump and his team were caught off guard by the news as they thought any potential indictment was weeks away. Not great when everyone's like, ‘We knew you'd go to jail. We just didn't think it'd be so soon, you know?’” —Jimmy Fallon

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