"Now, some people are really upset because President Obama
has decided to redecorate the Oval Office, and he got rid of
former President Bush's bust of Winston Churchill. When
he heard about it, Bush was furious and said, 'Winston
Churchill? I thought that was Higgins from 'Magnum
P.I.'" –Conan O'Brien
So Donald Trump endorsed L.L. Bean on Twitter — because if anybody represents the rugged great outdoors, it’s a spray-tanned germaphobe who goes to the bathroom on a gold toilet. –Conan O’Brien
The movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" has gotten a Razzie nomination for Worst Film of the Year. Upon hearing this, the film's director said, "Oooh, looks like I’ll have to be punished for that...” –Conan O’Brien
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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