It’s just like pornography – you know it when you see it, and you don’t want it to involve Ron DeSantis (pretend cop running multiple fake companies)

September 2022

“We are celebrating the investigation by a Texas sheriff into the role of the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, in tricking asylum seekers to board planes from Texas to Martha’s Vineyard. The sheriff, Javier Salazar, called the political stunt an ‘abuse of human rights’ but could not cite specific laws that may have been broken. Yeah, but it’s just like pornography – you know it when you see it, and you don’t want it to involve Ron DeSantis.” —Stephen Colbert

“Joe Biden’s declaration in a 60 Minutes interview this week that the pandemic was over, which marks the first time that Joe Biden has ever moved too fast. The White House has now walked back the comments, saying the president could have been more ‘nuanced’ in stating that the pandemic is now in a different phase. OK, saying something is over is kinda a misleading way to declare a new phase – ‘Carol, it’s over, I can’t date you any more … because I’m asking you to marry me!’” —Stephen Colbert

“There is a close Senate race in Georgia between the incumbent Raphael Warnock, a Democrat, and the Republican candidate, Herschel Walker. Walker, a former football star, who has no political experience or qualifications, but on the bright side, he also lies a lot. To date, Walker has lied on the campaign trail about owning companies that don’t exist, claimed to be in law enforcement when he wasn’t and said he graduated from college, which he did not. Well, that’s understandable. It’s hard to keep up with your coursework when you’re a pretend cop running multiple fake companies.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”