Trust me – it was hard enough rigging The Bachelorette (40 tons)

Ivanka Trump said that she doesn’t speak out against her dad publicly because “when you’re part of a team, you’re part of a team.” I think what she meant to say is “when you’re part of a will, you’re part of a will.” –Jimmy Fallon

Vladimir Putin told Bloomberg Business Week that Russia never interfered with the U.S. election and doesn't plan too. Putin was like, “Trust me – it was hard enough rigging ‘The Bachelorette.’” –Jimmy Fallon

Today, President Trump announced a new plan to fund the government for the next three months. That’s right, Trump’s going to pay his taxes. –Jimmy Fallon

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