I know why you’re happy. You’re not in line to see a dead body. Jesus, watching the Queen’s funeral, but don’t tell me how it ends. I’m only on Season 3. —Bill Maher
Can we please get this lady buried? I’ve thrown out bread twice since she died. —Bill Maher
They take this Queen stuff seriously over there. Did you see that David Beckham stood in line for 13 hours? They asked him how he could do something so long and boring and he said, ‘I play soccer.’ —Bill Maher
But we had a death in this country too. Ken Starr passed away. He was the man who prosecuted Bill Clinton over his affair with Monica Lewinsky. But the jokes on him, because now that Roe versus Wade has been overturned blow jobs are more popular than ever. —Bill Maher
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