I mean, they’re like a non-stop national hangnail (Not again. What did I do this time?)

March 2022

“More than 33 million Americans watched Grampotus speak for more than an hour. He announced he will release 60 million barrels of oil from our national reserve, which is good news for Ted Cruz’s hair.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I’m sorry: ‘God protect our troops — Go get him.’ Get who? Go get God? Go get him who? Does Biden just randomly shout, ‘Go get him’ sometimes? I mean, it would explain why his dog kept attacking people.” — Trevor Noah, on Joe Biden’s yelling “Go get him!” at the end of his State of the Union speech

“Mike Pence was watching from home and was like, ‘Not again. What did I do this time?’” —James Corden

“Who are we supposed to go get? Putin? Pokemon?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“There were a few performative disruptions from GOP congresswomen and known conspiracy theorists Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene. The two women first turned their backs on Biden’s cabinet when they entered the room, and shouted ‘build the wall!’ during Biden’s speech.  Boebert and Greene’s actions might make you angry, but if I’ve learned any one thing from watching Real Housewives, it’s that two white ladies this erratic will eventually turn on one another. All these people want is attention and they’re willing to do anything to get it, including yelling at the president during an address to the nation. And look, I don’t care that much about decorum. I do care about not being annoying, and these two are some of the most annoying people I’ve ever seen on the national stage. I mean, they’re like a non-stop national hangnail.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”