getting his morphine drip topped off (Poe Dancing)

March 2022

“Can you imagine – can you imagine! – what things would be like with Donald Trump at the helm right now? I mean, put aside everything else – have you heard him talk lately? He sounds like he’s muttering to himself while sitting under his favorite tree at the old folks home after getting his morphine drip topped off.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump as president during the Russian invasion of Ukraine would be scary for many reasons, one of which is Trump keeps giving us a glimpse as to how he would have responded. And as usual it has that unique Trump blend of being both terrifying and incredibly stupid at the same time. In a speech over the weekend to Republican donors in New Orleans, Trump said the US should put the Chinese flag on F-22 jets and ‘bomb the shit out of Russia’ in retribution for its invasion of Ukraine. He definitely gets his ideas from cartoons. I mean, this is a slightly stupider version of Bugs Bunny dressing up as a sexy lady to distract Elmer Fudd. [As Trump], ‘We put the Chinese flag on the planes and if that doesn’t work, we paint a tunnel on the side of a mountain.’” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”