If your dad offers you a million dollars, say yes. (Favorite nursery rhyme?)

On Saturday, pro-Trump rallies around the country were attended by hundreds. Or as Trump put it, "trillions." –Conan O’Brien

ABC announced that "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" will now feature a more diverse cast. They’re going to add a contestant who has read a book. –Conan O’Brien

At the White House today, President Trump gave advice to a group of schoolchildren and he told them to “work hard.” Trump also told them, “If your dad offers you a million dollars, say yes.” –Conan O’Brien

The president of China basically declared himself president for life. In a related story, President Trump was declared president for "what seems like a lifetime." --Conan O’Brien

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