Hillary Clinton is still doing very well in one state - the
state of denial, ladies and gentlemen. Well, after winning
10 in a row, political experts say there's a very good
chance that Barack Obama could end up as our next
president. See, that shows you the progress we've
made in this country. We can have a black man in
the White House. I remember when we couldn't get
a black man in the cast of 'Friends.'" –Jay Leno
"John Edwards has admitted to having an affair,
but he's denying that he is the father of the woman's
baby. In fact, he says a member of his campaign staff
is the baby's father. Campaign staff, how does that
work? What, was Edwards running late that day?
Huh? Had to send an advance man in? 'Look, I can't
have sex with you. I'm sending Bob down.'" --Jay Leno
"Vice President Dick Cheney is here in California to try
and boost the campaigns of several of the Republican
candidates out here. Boy, how low are you in the polls
when you bring in Cheney to help you get your
numbers up?" --Jay Leno
"Mitt Romney spent something like $35 million of his
own money. If he loses any more, he may have to
run as a Democrat." -Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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