In other White House news, according to a recent article, President Trump's
son-in-law, Jared Kushner, has been asked to turn his focus to prison reform.
And based on the way the Russia investigation is going, I assume he wants
to make prisons way harder to get into. --James Corden
U.S. immigration agents targeted hundreds of 7-Eleven stores today to
investigate the legal status of store employees. Hey, if you're going to
investigate something at 7-Eleven, how about the hot dogs? How long
have THEY been in the country? --Seth Meyers
A Democratic congressman is introducing a bill that would force
presidential candidates to take a mental health exam. It is called
the "Too Little, Too Late Act." --Jimmy Fallon
A man has finally been arrested for changing the famous Hollywood
sign to read “Hollyweed.” In other words, we’re punishing the first
stoner in the world to actually show some initiative. –Conan O’Brien
On Twitter, porn actress Jenna Jameson bashed Meryl Streep for her
Golden Globe speech. Wow, it’s going to be awkward the next time
Jameson and Streep do a movie together. –Conan O’Brien
"We have a new Congress starting today. The 114th Congress
convened today in our nation's capital. I thought Congress got
canceled after last season. Their ratings were terrible."
–Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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