“The Biden administration yesterday removed 18 military academy board members that were appointed by Trump. Why were there still any Trump holdovers anyway? That’s like moving into a rent-controlled apartment the last guy died in and keeping all the expired whitefish in the refrigerator.” —Seth Meyers
“Thanks to the revisionist mythology of the Lost Cause and gentlemen’s Confederacy, a statue of the Confederate general Robert E. Lee on a horse loomed over the former Confederate capital of Richmond, Virginia for 130 years – until this week. The six-story tall monument, the largest to a Confederate in the nation, was removed on Wednesday to cheers of ‘Nah, nah, nah, goodbye.’ Trump issued a statement calling the removal a ‘complete desecration’ and lamented, bafflingly, that Lee was not alive to lead the US in Afghanistan. What do you mean it would’ve ended in victory if Lee was in charge? He lost! He’s famous for losing.” —Seth Meyers
“In other news, the Biden administration on Wednesday removed 18 military academy board members appointed by Trump, including former adviser Kellyanne Conway and press secretary Sean Spicer. Tough day for the comedy team of Conway and Spicer. You know, when we finally got rid of Trump I assumed these people would just disappear, like the White Walker when Arya stabbed the Night King.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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