As usual, he showed his interest by offering to give the commission a ride home from band practice (the creme-de-la-crazy)

June 2021

“In an op-ed for Yahoo! News, Joe Biden promised the nearly $1 Trillion bill would make public transportation quicker, safer and cleaner. You heard that New York, Joe Biden is going to make the subway safer and cleaner. By 2035, he promises to reduce public masturbator emissions by 50%.” —Stephen Colbert

“Congress is attempting to investigate the events of 6 January, when a pro-Trump mob stormed the Capitol. We may finally learn what we already all know happened, as Nancy Pelosi introduced a bill that would form a select committee to investigate the attack. It’s HR ‘Let’s get the bastard who stole my podium.’” —Stephen Colbert

“The bill arrives one month after Senate Republicans blocked the formation of an independent, bipartisan commission to investigate the insurrection. What a surprise – asking Republicans to investigate the Capitol riot is like the plot of my favorite book in middle school: Nancy Drew and the Case of Nancy Drew Murdered Somebody.” —Stephen Colbert

“The bill would give Pelosi the power to appoint eight members to the panel; five more would be selected after ‘consultation’ with the House minority leader, Kevin McCarthy. C’mon, we don’t need his input! This is just like trying to plan a family reunion to the Grand Canyon. We asked for your opinions months ago, Uncle Kevin, and you said bupkis. Now we’re all in the car and we’re not stopping at the Corn Palace. Insiders say McCarthy is likely to suggest loyal Maga-heads to gum up the works of the investigation, and the creme-de-la-crazy are already volunteering for the job, such as Marjorie Taylor Greene, a notoriously fringe representative from Georgia. The disgraced Florida congressman Matt Gaetz, who is under federal investigation for sex trafficking, has also expressed interest in a panel seat. As usual, he showed his interest by offering to give the commission a ride home from band practice.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”