they wouldn't give the Pope his security deposit back (a great place to pretend you were born in)

February 2013

"According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in." –Craig Ferguson

"Pope Benedict is officially retired. Apparently there was some last-minute tension at the Vatican because they wouldn't give the Pope his security deposit back. " –Craig Ferguson

"He left glue on the walls from his Def Leppard posters." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”