“There was a surprise reversal of Bill Cosby’s sexual assault conviction, after the Pennsylvania supreme court ruled that an earlier no-prosecution agreement prevented him from being charged in the case. Cosby will be released from Pennsylvania state prison after serving over two years of his three-to-10-year sentence after being convicted of drugging and molesting Andrea Constand at his home in 2004. Got no idea what’s next for Cosby. My guess is he’s going to join Bill O’Reilly and the former president on a Monsters of Being Monsters tour. Cosby was released on a technicality rather than exoneration; the ruling stems from a 2005 agreement with then prosecutor Bruce Castor, who declined to prosecute Cosby in exchange for his testimony during a civil trial. If the name Bruce Castor rings a bell, it’s because he’s the same paragon of legal ethics who went on to represent the former president during his second impeachment trial. His business card just says: Bruce Castor, Actual Devil’s Advocate.” —Stephen Colbert
“Meanwhile, the country is as hot as hell, so at least Cosby has a preview of the afterlife. New York City hit real-feel temperatures of 105 degrees on Wednesday – it’s so hot, the Statue of Liberty dropped the toga. Even parts of Alaska reached 92 degrees this week, leading to an ice quake. That’s right, global warming has gotten so bad we have to learn all new disasters. Now we’ve got ice quakes, sand rain, thunder-namis, leaf herpes, and getting strangled by a rainbow.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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