if you win, they’ll just find you using the microchip in your bloodstream (It’s a bit of a fixer-upper)

May 2021

“To encourage people to get vaccinated, some governors are getting creative, like Ohio Governor Mike DeWine. DeWine took to the Twitters  yesterday to announce a drawing for adults who have received at least their first dose of the vaccine. The winner will receive one million dollars. Wow, do you know what you could buy with $1 million in Ohio? Toledo. It’s a bit of a fixer-upper.” —Stephen Colbert

“Sounds great, but you know somebody’s going to get vaccinated like 40 times to try to increase their odds.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know some idiot is out there, like, ‘Yeah, but after taxes it comes out to only $800,000, so it’s not really worth it.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“And I know some people will say, ‘But isn’t helping to save humanity enough of an incentive to get vaccinated?’ To which I say, ‘Hell, no!’ Have you seen humanity? It’s full of jerks who will only get vaccinated if there’s money in it for them.” —Trevor Noah

“And, by the way, the best part about this lottery is that you don’t have to worry about holding on to a ticket. Yeah, you see, if you win, they’ll just find you using the microchip in your bloodstream.” —Trevor Noah

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