“The C.D.C.’s new guideline states that fully vaccinated Americans no longer had to wear masks in most places. Yeah, if you are fully vaccinated, you can go back to doing the things you did before the pandemic. Well, not everything — if you’re Trump, you still can’t tweet.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Oh, man. Every bar in New York City is going to feel like St. Patrick’s Day fell on Cinco de Mayo.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I think things are about to get crazy. Seriously, I just got invited to an orgy at Dr. Fauci’s.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Everyone is excited about the news while the adults who secretly got braces are like, ‘I thought I had more time.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Now I can tell all my friends, ‘Come over and hang out,’ instead of, ‘Come over and hang out, as long as we’re from no more than two different households and at least three of us are vaccinated, and also we’re just on Zoom.’” —Trevor Noah
“Now that you don’t have to have a mask outdoors or indoors, now you know if you still have trouble dating it’s your personality.” —James Corden
“Oh, hell yes! I’m finally going to watch ‘Godzilla vs. Kong’ the way it was meant to be seen — on a plane!” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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