New England Journal of ‘Now Will You Wear a Mask, Uncle Gary?’ (He sounds the way hotdog water smells)

May 2021

“If the promise of unmasking wasn’t enough to convince people to get vaccinated, there’s new research showing that Covid may increase the chance of erectile dysfunction. The study was released in the prestigious New England Journal of ‘Now Will You Wear a Mask, Uncle Gary?’” —Stephen Colbert

“In February, Ted Cruz promised a crowd, in the style of a revivalist preacher: ‘Let me tell you this right now, Donald J. Trump ain’t going anywhere.’ First of all, there’s nothing more grating than Ted Cruz trying to fire up a crowd. He might actually have negative charisma. He sounds the way hotdog water smells.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”