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Monday, December 30, 2019

everything the American public believes is False (you-show-me-yours-and-I’ll-show-you-mine)


"Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands." –Jimmy Kimmel

"In Portland, Oregon, a mail carrier made a very special delivery to the lawn of someone's home. He defecated behind the garbage cans. Where's he supposed to go? In his pith helmet? That's for pith, not for anything else. So now 'going postal' means a whole new thing, I guess." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Donald Trump said he'd release his personal tax returns if Obama shows his birth certificate, which is probably the first you-show-me-yours-and-I’ll-show-you-mine in a presidential campaign since, well, Clinton probably." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Trump is very reluctant to release his tax returns. Either he doesn’t make as much money as he wants people to think he does, or he doesn't want anyone to know he claims his hairpiece as a dependent." –Jimmy Kimmel

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