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Saturday, November 30, 2019

who just saw a roach smoking a cigarette (Now she’s just lying for free)


With Thanksgiving around the corner, Trump will be pardoning two turkeys, an annual tradition. The next turkey to get pardoned will probably be Rudy Giuliani. --Jimmy Kimmel

Former press secretary Sarah Sanders has been interviewed about her potential move back into politics and has said that, despite copious reports to the contrary, Trump reads a lot. In fact, she claims he reads more than anyone she knows. She must know some really dumb people. Now she’s just lying for free. --Jimmy Kimmel

Trump called Fox & Friends and spoke for 53 minutes. Trump has the anger and free time of a sports radio caller. The Fox hosts looked like three out-of-town tourists sitting on the subway who just saw a roach smoking a cigarette. --Seth Meyers

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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