In Russia, not even Willy is free (We switched to Edibles years ago)

Here's some good news. Starting today, smoking is banned inside all Disney theme parks. When they heard that, all of the people in costume were like, "Whatever. We switched to Edibles years ago." --Jimmy Fallon

I read that New Zealand accents were just ranked the sexiest in the world. And everyone from Boston was like, "Oh, my God. Are you friggin' kidding me? This crap is wicked rigged! Rigged!" --Jimmy Fallon

Well, the President is also gearing up for 2020, and I heard Donald Trump Jr.'s girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, is joining the campaign as a senior adviser. Yep, while Don Jr. will remain in his role -- unpaid intern. --Jimmy Fallon

A whale wearing an electronic device was spotted off the coast of Norway, and experts think it was spying for Russia. When reached for comment, Vladimir Putin was like, "In Russia, not even Willy is free." --Jimmy Fallon

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