I have a feeling that they are going to leave that part out of the Disney movie (a Beluga whale in every toilet)

In Norway, a whale watcher dropped their cell phone in the ocean. Then a Beluga whale retrieved it for them. That’s amazing. Now all we need to keep our cell phones safe is a Beluga whale in every toilet. --Stephen Colbert

We also have this actual footage of a dolphin returning a woman’s iPhone. So, either these were both beautiful moments of inter-species cooperation, or they’re just telling us to “Please stop throwing your crap into our home!” --Stephen Colbert

A wild raccoon has moved into a German zoo and the zookeepers can’t expel it. Zookeepers say the raccoon “can expect free board and lodgings for life, because European Union rules forbid him for being released back into the wild.” But “He’ll have to be castrated.” And I have a feeling that they are going to leave that part out of the Disney movie. --Stephen Colbert

A new royal baby has been born. But up until today we didn’t know much about the young heir. All that we knew is that he was born Monday, weighing just over seven pounds-or, in American, about 9 dollars. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”