if it’s one thing Trump is good for, it’s a quick probe (we will send one of them Kanye)

The FBI is investigating Brett Kavanaugh this week. President Trump is hoping for a quick probe of Brett Kavanaugh, In response Stormy Daniels said, “if it’s one thing Trump is good for, it’s a quick probe.” --Conan O’Brien

First Lady Melania Trump has embarked on a solo trip to Africa. When asked when she was coming back and Melania said, “Back?” --Conan O’Brien

It was reported today that in 1990 the USA was 6th in the world in education. Now we are 27th. When they heard that Americans asked, “Is that worser?” --Conan O’Brien

Canada, Mexico and the US have reached a new trade agreement to replace NAFTA. Under the new deal, Mexico will send us heavy machinery, Canada will send us timber, and we will send one of them Kanye. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”